My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”
- (via nostalgicjoy)
two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about
- harry potter
- high school musical
girl: come over
me: i can’t i’m getting mcdonalds
girl: my parents aren’t home
i’m laughing even more at this post cause i’m gay and was actually on my way to another gay guy that was being attacked by hundreds of 12 year old fan girls
the whole story in this video here lol
my greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a tv show in one week
do not call me daddy in bed. i have had beers with your father. he is a nice man. do not get me involved.
Okay but be read for me to call you the name of whatever fictional character or celebrity I am obsessed with and you resemble the most.
mmm fuck me popeye